"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
MOVIES ARE A CROSS-UNIVERSAL PLANETARY CONSTANT. MY LOGIC IS CLEARLY FLAWLESS.
See. What you’ve forgotten is that I speak your language. I know this line. It’s Karkat for “I have no idea what I’m talking about, here’s an arbitrarily —contrary statement.”
This may only be true be—cause Alternian Troll Adam Sandler, on a-c-ount of the Alternian ra—ce going extin—ct in most timelines, never lived to be—come the dreaded Late —Career Adam Sandler we’ve now —come to sneer at.
PUTS A GENTLE HAND ON YOUR SHOULDER.
FRIEND. I HAVE TO BREAK SOME NEWS TO YOU.
EARTH’S ADAM SANDLER HAS NEVER BEEN GOOD.
I’m pretty sure my “Earth Adam Sandler” isn’t even the one you’re talking about, be—cause my iteration of Earth is human/troll integrated by nature and Adam Sandler is a troll here. I am, in fa—ct —certain we —cannot be talking about the same Adam Sandler, as my iteration’s was great in the early years, thanks so mu—ch. I wouldn’t know what he’s like on Earth AND as a human.
I’m Not in Love » 10cc
I'm not in love
So don't forget it
It's just a silly phase I'm going through
This blog is TOO BORING. It’s time to SPI—CE IT UP and appeal to the YOUNG, HIP DEMOGRAPHI—C. I want that manufa—ctured yogurt in a tube on my desk by 9:00, Johnson. NOW WE’RE TALKING.